50 Snake Jokes That Will Make You Hisssterical

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - People have different feelings about snakes. Many people feel scared of them. Others find snakes beautiful and interesting. Snakes live in many places around the world. They come in different sizes and colors. But no matter how you feel about snakes, snake jokes can make everyone laugh.

Even though snakes are scary, they are a great source of funny jokes. There are a lot of hilarious snake jokes and puns that will make you laugh so hard you can't stop laughing. And if you're scared of these animals, maybe these puns can help you to lessen your fear level of them.

In this article, we have gathered some of the funniest snake jokes you can find on the internet, Thursday (5/2/2026). Read on and get ready to laugh out loud!

1. What do you call a snake that builds things? A boa constructor.

2. Why don't snakes drink coffee? Because it makes them viperactive.

3. What is a snake's favorite TV show? Monty Python.

4. A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Bah-dum-tiss.

5. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

6. Why are snakes hard to fool? They have no legs to pull.

7. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent.

8. What do married snakes have on their bath towels? "Hiss," and "Herss."

9. Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other ssssssssside.

10. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a snake? A jump rope.

11. What do you call an important English snake? Sir Pent.

12. How do snakes weigh themselves? With their scales!

13. What do snakes do when they get angry? They throw hissy fits.

14. Why couldn't the snake talk? He had a frog in his throat!

15. What is a snake's favorite dance? The mamba.

16. What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long? A "Pi"-thon.

17. What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang letters.

18. Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because he wanted his diamondback.

19. Doctor: "Can you describe the snake that bit you?" Patient: "Yes. It looked like an angry rope."

20. What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? A boa constructor!

1. What snakes are found on cars? Windshield vipers!

2. What do you give a sick snake? Asp-rin.

3. Who is a snake's favorite author? William Snakespeare.

4. What is a snake's favorite school subject? Hissssstory!

5. What did the snake give to his girlfriend? A goodnight hiss!

6. Why did the boa constrictors get married? They had a crush on each other!

7. What do you call a funny snake? Hissssssterical.

8. What do snakes use to clean their car windows? Windscreen vipers.

9. What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library? "Ssssss."

10. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig? A boar constrictor.

11. What snake was part of King Arthur's knights of the round table? Sir Pent.

12. What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

13. What did the snake put on his floor? Rep-tiles!

14. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.

15. Why are snakes such good dancers? Because they don't have two left feet.

1. Why can't a snake rob a bank? Because they are unarmed.

2. What is another word for a python? A mega-bite.

3. How does a snake shoot something? With a boa and arrow.

4. What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food? Snakes and Larders.

5. I got mugged by a cobra once when I was walking through the park. I wouldn't recognize it again, though. It was wearing a hood.

6. What type of snakes make good accountants? Adders.

7. Why did the snake decide to become a computer programmer? Because it was very good at python.

8. What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

9. A jellyfish, a snake, and a snail walk into a bar. The jellyfish says, "This is impossible."

10. Why should you never use a snake as a boomerang? Because it will always come back to bite you.

11. What do you call a snake with no clothes on? Snaked.

12. What did one python say to the other before they made a deal? Let's "snake" on it.

13. Why do snakes always measure in inches? Because they don't have feet.

14. What do snakes do after they have a fight? Hiss and make up.

15. How do venomous snakes kill their prey? In cold blood.