35 Eeyore Quotes: Iconic And Famous Quotes From The Lovable Winnie The Pooh Character

Here are some of the best and most memorable Eeyore quotes that will flip your life up side down.

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - If you've ever read or watched Winnie the Pooh, you've likely come across some memorable Eeyore quotes. Eeyore, the lovable, but somewhat pessimistic donkey, always has a way with words that have left a lasting impact on many. His dry wit and realistic outlook on life make for some truly memorable lines that we can all relate to at some point or another.

From his musings on life to his sarcastic comments, Eeyore quotes always manage to bring a smile to our faces. Whether you're a long-time fan of Winnie the Pooh or just discovering these timeless characters, Eeyore quotes are sure to resonate with you in some way.

In this article, we have selected some of the best and most iconic Eeyore quotes from various sources, Wednesday (25/2/2026). These iconic quotes will surely bring smile into your face.

A. Short Eeyore Quotes

1. “Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.”

2. "I was so upset, I forgot to be happy.”

3. "Not much of a house, just right for not much of a donkey."

4. “It’s all for naught.”

5. “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.”

6. “If it is a good morning, which I doubt.”

7. “I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.”

8. “It’s an awful nice tail, Kanga. Much nicer than the rest of me.”

9. “Thanks for noticin’ me.”

10. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”

11. “After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.”

12. “Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.”

13. “Use caution when standing by the river bank minding your own business. You might get bounced into the water.”

14. “Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other… the fact is this is more difficult than I thought.”

15. “You think you can, depend on tails. You don’t expect tails to go wrong.”

B. Famous Eeyore Quotes That Will Make You Smile

16. “They’re funny things, accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.”

17. “When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.”

18. “It’s the only cloud in the sky and it’s drizzling, right on me. Somehow, I’m not surprised.”

19. “Everybody crowds round so in this forest. There’s no space. I never saw a more spreading lot of animals in my life and in all the wrong places.”

20. "They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake."

21. “Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?”

22. “Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.”

23. “A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.”

24. “Most likely lose it again, anyway.”

25. “I’m telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.”

26. “You don’t always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?”

27. “The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you’re the only one.”

28. “End of the road. Nothing to do and no hope of things getting better.”

29. “If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient.”

30. “Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable.”

31. “Thanks, But I’d rather stay an Eeyore.”

32. “That’s what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterward.”

33. “This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.”

34. “It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.”

35. “We can’t all, and some of us don’t.”