45 Wednesday Addams Quotes: Memorable, Funny, and Sassy

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Some characters stay in your mind long after the story ends. Wednesday Addams is one of them. Her words are sharp, cold, and often very funny. What makes Wednesday Addams quotes so special is that they say what most people think but never dare to speak out loud.

Wednesday Addams is a fictional character from The Addams Family. She is a quiet, serious girl who loves dark and strange things. Jenna Ortega brought her to life in the popular Netflix show Wednesday (2022), and her performance made the character even more loved around the world. Unlike most fictional characters, Wednesday is honest, direct, and afraid of nothing.

In this article, we have selected some of the best and most memorable Wednesday Addams quotes from the famous movie series. Let's check them out now!

1. “I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.”

2. “I suggest we wait for a more special occasion ... like a funeral.

3. “If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.”

4. "I don't evolve, I cocoon"

5. "It's been an eventful summer. I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement. Who said nightmares don't come true?"

6. "Only if you have one that says 'do not resuscitate.'"

7. "Don't be jealous."

8. "I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it."

9. "I brought my pocket mace... The medieval kind."

10. " Every day is about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song."

11. "I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them."

12. "You can't wake the dead. Believe me, I've tried."

13. "The only person who gets to torture my brother is me."

14. "When I look at you the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole."

15. "They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. I bet this place won't be any different."

16. “Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”

17. “I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast.”

18. “There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.”

19. “I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.”

20. “Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it.”

21. “I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.”

22. “I prefer to be vilified.”

23. “I don’t have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.”

24. “The last person who tickled me lost a finger.”

25. “I must be losing my mind. It’s not nearly as fun as I anticipated.”

1. “For some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.”

2. “Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.”

3. "Writers should refill their creative cups before they begin again. So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation."

4. "I don't like to speak ill of the dead either. It's much more fun to demonize the living."

5. "You should be focused on Pugsley. We both know being tall and male will only get him so far. Besides, he's got the brains of a dung beetle and the ambition of a French bureaucrat."

6. " I don't believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain."

7. Joseph Crackstone: My vengeance will be swift and true.

Wednesday Addams: As will mine.

8. " But drip is for people who hate themselves and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning."

9. "You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way."

10. “It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game.”

1. “It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.”

2. “I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?”

3. "Enid... the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I'll think of you."

4. Tyler Galpin: You're like a cockroach.

Wednesday Addams: Please, flattery will get you nowhere.

5. "You brought a gun to a sword fight. It's probably the first smart decision you've made today."

6. "Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done."

7. Tyler Galpin: So where'd you learn those kungfu moves?

Wednesday Addams: My uncle taught me. He spent five years in a Tibetan monastery.

Tyler Galpin: Was he a monk?

Wednesday Addams: Prisoner.

8. Principal Larissa Weems: Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?

Wednesday Addams: And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive.

9. "Editors are short-sighted, fear-based lifeforms. One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid and suggested I seek psychiatric help."

10. . “This story is about taking a dark turn. Usually, I love dark turns. Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party.”