40 Meditation Funny Quotes That Will Lighten Your Mind

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Meditation is supposed to bring peace and calm, but let's be honest. Sometimes your mind just won't stop thinking about lunch. Sometimes you fall asleep, or you keep peeking at the clock. These are the moments that make meditation funny quotes so easy to relate to. Not every session goes perfectly, and that is completely normal.

Anyone who has tried to sit still and "clear their mind" knows it is harder than it sounds. One minute you are focused, and the next you are thinking about everything you forgot to do. These small, funny moments are part of the journey. That is why meditation funny quotes exist. They remind us that we are all human, and it is okay to laugh at ourselves.

If you need a little humor to go with your mindfulness practice, you are in the right place. In this article, we have gathered some of the best meditation funny quotes that are guarantee to make you laugh out loud. From well known figures to everyday observations, these meditation funny quotes will bring a smile to your face as you explore them.

1. "If you can't meditate in a boiler room, you can't meditate." – Alan Watts

2. "You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day unless you're too busy, then you should sit for an hour." – Zen Proverb

3. "I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea, and I still want to smack people." – Unknown

4. "I sat quietly with my own thoughts today. Remind me to never ever do that again." – BizwareMagic

5. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." – Dalai Lama

6. "Tell yourself when you sit down, 'my job is to do nothing. I'm taking a well deserved break from myself.'" – Naval Ravikant

7. "I want to learn to live in the moment. Just not this moment." – Unknown

8. "The more I have, the more I want. I wish I didn't want. But that's also a want. You see, this is why I don't meditate." – Cathy Thorne

9. "Meditation helps you stay in a clear-headed state so that when challenges come at you, you can deal with them like a ninja – in a calm thoughtful way." – Ray Dalio

10. "I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine." – Unknown

11. "It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me." – Ellen DeGeneres

12. "Meditation. Because punching people in the face is not allowed." – Unknown

13. "Mindfulness is a quality that's always there. It's an illusion that there's a meditation and post-meditation period, which I always find amusing, because you're either mindful or you're not." – Richard Gere

14. "Meditation is the ultimate mobile device; you can use it anywhere, anytime, unobtrusively." – Sharon Salzberg

15. "I meditate so that my mind cannot complicate my life." – Sri Chinmoy

16. "To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it everyday. It's like having a puppy." – Chelsea Richer

17. "If every 8-year old in the world is taught meditation, we will eliminate violence from the world within one generation." – Dalai Lama

18. "Yoga and Meditation – because some questions can't be answered by Google." – Unknown

19. "If you have time to breathe, you have time to meditate." – Ajahn Bram

20. "It's like having… you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!" – Jerry Seinfeld

It's quite fun to share our meditation moments on social media. Here are some short meditation funny quotes perfect for your Instagram captions to make your followers laugh.

21. Today, I will conquer the world. But first, meditation.

22. Temporarily closed for meditative maintenance.

23. Please grant me coffee for the things I can change. And meditation for the things I cannot.

24. What's most challenging about meditation is not checking my phone for an hour.

25. Check on yourself as much as you check on your Instagram.

26. Deep breath in. Deep breath out. That's what meditation is all about.

27. Meditation is my medication.

28. Forgot to meditate yesterday. That makes it 5 years in a row now.

29. Don't let anyone rent a space in your head unless they're a good tenant.

30. I'm not lazy. I'm meditating.

31. Meditation activated. Over-thinking deactivated.

32. Meditation: it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

33. Log out. Shut down. Meditate.

34. You don't always need a plan. Sometimes, you just need to meditate.

35. Today's good mood is sponsored by meditation.

36. My mind is a mess, but at least I am aware of it now.

37. Sat still for five minutes. Pretty sure that counts as a workout.

38. Meditation: because therapy has a waiting list.

39. Peace begins the moment you sit down and ignore everything else.

40. Warning: regular meditation may cause unexpected moments of calm.

These 40 meditation funny quotes have shown us that humor can be a friend on the way to inner peace. So, the next time you find yourself deep in meditation, remember to keep a smile and a laugh on your face.