50 Good Morning Jokes to Wake Yourself Up

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Mornings can be hard. Many people wake up feeling tired, slow, or just not ready to start the day. A little laughter can help change that feeling fast. Good morning jokes are a simple way to bring a smile to your face before the day even begins.

Reading something funny right after waking up can change how the rest of your morning feels. A few good morning jokes can turn a dull, quiet start into something you actually look forward to. Laughter helps your mind feel more awake and your mood feel lighter, even before your first cup of coffee.

In this article, you will find a big collection of good morning jokes that can brighten the start of your day. Keep reading to find your favorites.

1. I would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m.

2. I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.

3. I never thought I'd be the type of person who would one day get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.

4. Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It’s my longest running joke of the year.

5. Why do birds always sing in the morning? Because they don't go to work.

6. I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes.

7. I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.

8. I tried to get up early, but my bed had other plans.

9. Early mornings are the reason coffee was invented.

10. I'm a morning person. Every morning when I wake up, I'm mourning the fact that I'm no longer sleeping.

11. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

12. Which superhero delivers the morning papers? It's Newspaperman.

13. What takes you the longest to get ready in the morning? Finding the will to live.

14. What do you call a radio that just works in the morning? An AM radio.

15. What did the man say to his wife when she was grouchy all day because they ran out of bread? "I didn't know you were lack-toast intolerant."

16. Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

17. What would it be called if you refused to go running in the morning? Resistance Training!

18. The only good part about getting out of bed in the morning is that I get to eat again.

19. Did you hear about the man that woke up in the morning and forgot which side the sun rises from? It eventually dawned on him.

20. "I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it."

21. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

22. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore.

23. What did the man say when he woke up in the morning to find he had turned into a cat? He said, "Don’t ask meow it happened".

24. What's the color of the sun when it rises in the early morning? It's rose.

25. People think grass don’t be wet in the morning... but it dew.

1. What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al.

2. What did the man say to his son when he wanted a frozen rito in the morning for breakfast? "Son, you want a brrrr-rito?"

3. What does a croissant say to a cup of coffee in the morning? "You're not really my cup of tea."

4. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

5. What did the pirate always eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.

6. Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.

7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

8. I tried to make a joke about eggs, but I cracked under pressure.

9. Why did the toast go to therapy? Because it kept feeling burnt out.

10. Why did the waffle win an award? Because it was on a roll.

12. What would you call it if you had a gold-colored hot drink in a golden cup in the morning every day? My gilt-tea pleasure.

13. How does coffee usually help in the morning? It makes people coffeedent.

14. How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee? Depresso.

15. What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning? It becomes emptea.

16. How did the man burn 800 calories in the morning easily? He forgot his pizza inside his oven.

17. What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope? Eggs, Benedict?

18. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? See you latte.

19. My dog made breakfast for me this morning... Pooched eggs and hush puppies.

20. What does a millennial mole eat for breakfast? Avogadro toast.

21. What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal.

22. Two things you can't eat for breakfast... Lunch and dinner.

23. Why don't people gossip during breakfast? They don't want to spill the beans.

24. What do dads eat for breakfast? Groan-ola!

25. What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.