60 Alligator Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bones

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Alligators have lived on Earth for millions of years. They are known for their sharp teeth and strong jaws that have terrified many people. Yet somehow, alligator jokes have turned this fearsome creature into a reason to laugh.

People enjoy alligator jokes because the image of a big, scary animal saying or doing something funny is unexpected. That surprise is a big part of what makes a good joke work. A creature so intimidating in real life becomes the perfect character for humor.

In this article, we have gathered some of the funniest alligator jokes that will surely make you laugh out loud. Keep reading to find a joke that will put a smile on your face.

1. Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!

2. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A navi-gator.

3. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

4. What do you call a SWAT team of alligators? Gator-raid.

5. Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman? He was an expert dele-gator.

6. An alligator took a job as a detective — he's great at cracking cases!

7. What do you call an alligator that's a very skilled conversationalist? A dialogator.

8. What do alligators call human children? Appetizers.

9. Why are alligator comedians so funny? Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

10. When the alligator became a lawyer, he specialized in reptile law — his clients loved his "jaw-some" skills.

11. What do you call an alligator who is always stirring up trouble? An instigator.

12. Why did the alligator get fired? Too many croc breaks!

13. My alligator boss just told me I need to work harder. Talk about a crocodile tirade!

14. What do you call a gator that works at the courthouse? A litigator.

15. Why did the alligator start a business? He wanted to scale up!

1. What's a baby alligator's favorite game? Snap-and-go seek!

2. Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet? But most of them only have four!

3. What came first — the alligator or the crocodile? The dinosaur.

4. Why did the baby alligator sit in time-out? He was being too snappy with his mom!

5. What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way? "Please move, I need to get bayou."

6. What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants? An irrigator.

7. What kind of movies do alligators like? Jaw-dropping thrillers!

8. Why did the alligator cross the road? To bite a chicken!

9. What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long? A fumigator.

10. What's an alligator's favorite bedtime story? The tail of Peter Pan!

11. What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl? An alley-gator!

12. What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crowding around him? A congregator.

13. Why did the alligator fail art class? He couldn't color inside the swamp lines!

14. What do you call an alligator with kids? A parent-gator!

15. What's an alligator's favorite board game? Hungry Hungry Humans!

1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

2. What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.

3. If someone says "See you later, alligator," you must respond with "In a while, crocodile." It's in the bye laws.

4. If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he's a crocodile, there's a good chance he's in da-nile!

5. What do you call an alligator who is wearing Crocs on his feet? A traitor.

6. What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender? Gatorade.

7. What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile? In a croc pot.

8. Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers? It's filled with liti-gators.

9. What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law? A crookadile.

10. What do you call a reptile that works on a farm? An irri-gator.

11. What does an alligator do when he loses his tail? He goes to a re-tail store.

12. What's an alligator's favorite dip? Croc-amole.

13. What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat? A jawbreaker.

14. What's an alligator's favorite kind of math? Logarithms!

15. What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass? A navigator.

1. Alligators can live up to 50 years — that is why there is a high chance they will see you later.

2. My alligator started a podcast; it's all about how to "scale" success.

3. Never argue with an alligator — they always make snap decisions!

4. Why shouldn't you taunt an alligator? Because it might come back to bite you in the end.

5. Alligators aren't lazy — they're just in de-nile!

6. My alligator opened a bakery — everything is made from scratch!

7. I saw an alligator wearing sunglasses. I guess he was going incognito!

8. Alligators love surprises. They're really into jaw-dropping moments!

9. Do alligator jokes ever get old? Nah, they stay fresh in the swamp!

10. What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? A tail-gator.

11. What's an alligator's favorite Christmas carol? "Snap, the Halls!"

12. My alligator keeps taking selfies — he's such a snapper!

13. An alligator's favorite instrument? The scales.

14. Alligators don't procrastinate — they snap into action.

15. What do you call an alligator who tells tall tales? An exagger-gator!