80 Morning Jokes: Let's Kickstart Your Day With Laughter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Mornings can be hard. The alarm goes off, and your body still feels heavy. Your eyes are tired, and your mind is slow. Many people start their day feeling low on energy and not ready to face the world. A few morning jokes can change that feeling fast.

Laughter is a good way to wake up your mood. When you hear something funny, your body feels lighter and more alive. Morning jokes can turn a dull, sleepy start into a brighter and more enjoyable one. You can also send one to a friend to start their day with a smile.

In this article, we will share some of the funniest morning jokes that will make your morning brighter. Let's start your day with a lot of laughter!

1. Why do birds always sing in the morning? Because they don't go to work.

2. I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.

3. Why don't melons get married in the morning? Because they cantaloupe!

4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

5. The morning is great. Its only catch is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

6. Why did the snooze button feel powerful? It could stop time… for nine minutes.

7. How did Moses make coffee in the morning? He-brewed it.

8. I would be a morning person if morning happened around 1 p.m.

9. Why don't mornings ever win races? Because they always break at dawn.

10. What do you call a morning without coffee? Depresso.

11. Why did the alarm clock get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field of waking people up.

12. What drink do lobsters have in the morning? Clawfee.

13. Every day at breakfast, I announce that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't. It's my longest running joke of the year.

14. Why was the computer cold in the morning? It left its Windows open all night!

15. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice krispies.

16. Why are mornings so positive? Because they always rise to the occasion.

17. People think grass don't be wet in the morning... but it dew.

18. What beverage do sick people have in the morning? Cough-ee.

19. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.

20. Why don't helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly.

1. What do you call a grumpy cow in the morning? Moo-dy!

2. I always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it were a good morning, I'd still be in bed asleep.

3. What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn!

4. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

5. What did the alarm clock say to the snooze button? "Not today!"

6. I'm a morning person. Every morning when I wake up, I'm mourning the fact that I'm no longer sleeping.

7. What do you call a morning person who's always late? A contradiction!

8. A yawn in the morning is a silent scream for coffee.

9. What did the grape say in the morning? "I'm raisin' and shining!"

10. What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al.

11. What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning? It becomes emptea.

12. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

13. Why do bees have sticky hair in the morning? Because they use honeycombs!

14. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.

15. What did the man say when he woke up to find he had turned into a cat? "Don't ask meow it happened."

16. The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.

17. What do bakers say when they wake up in the mornings? "Time to get bread-y now."

18. What kind of breakfast cereal does a tired person eat? Yawn flakes!

19. What would you call refusing to go running in the morning? Resistance training!

20. How do you feel every day before having your morning coffee? Depresso.

1. Why did the teddy bear skip breakfast? Because he was already stuffed!

2. What do you call a group of birds that sing in the morning? A tweet chorus!

3. What's a morning person's favourite exercise? Running late.

4. What do you call a dinosaur that wakes up early in the morning? A dino-snore!

5. Why don't eggs tell jokes in the morning? They might crack up.

6. What did the pancake say to the syrup? "I'm stuck on you!"

7. How do zookeepers wake the animals in the morning? They set their allamas!

8. What do you call a bear with no teeth in the morning? A gummy bear!

9. What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered this morning.

10. Why did the rooster stay in bed all morning? He didn't want to be a chicken!

11. Why did the banana go to the doctor in the morning? Because it wasn't peeling very well!

12. What is a dog's favorite breakfast? Woofles.

13. Why did the cereal blush at breakfast? Because it saw the milk shake.

14. What do you call a sleeping bull in the morning? A bull-dozer!

15. What did the pirate always eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.

16. Why did the bicycle fall asleep in the morning? Because it was two-tired!

17. What's a sleepy bee's favourite part of the morning? Buzzing off back to bed.

18. What do you call a radio that just works in the morning? An AM radio.

19. What's the color of the sun when it rises in the early morning? It's rose.

20. Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning? The police thought it was mugging.

1. What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday morning? Retired!

2. My bed and I have a special relationship. Every morning, it wants me to stay, and I always oblige.

3. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the very same bike every single morning? It's a vicious cycle.

4. I can't espresso how much I love a good morning.

5. Waking up early in the morning and getting things done is one of the best feelings ever… I assume.

6. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar in the morning? A moo-sician!

7. My morning exercise routine is mostly just stretching my patience.

8. What would you say if you had breakfast with the Pope? Eggs, Benedict?

9. I never thought I'd be the type of person who would one day get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.

10. Coffee: because adulting in the morning without it is like trying to play a video game with no power-ups.

11. Did you hear about the man that woke up in the morning and forgot which side the sun rises from? It eventually dawned on him.

12. I tried to make a morning smoothie, but I ran out of thyme.

13. Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.

14. Why did the alarm clock get a raise? It always went off in the morning!

15. Waking up in the morning is like a surprise party you didn't want to attend.

16. What does a pastry chef say to himself every morning? "I'll be making a lot of dough today."

17. I used to hate mornings, but then it dawned on me: coffee exists.

18. My outfits are typically inspired by the fact that I hit my snooze button 8 times every morning.

19. What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast? "Well, I'm an eggspert."

20. I'm not a morning person, I'm a mourning person — mourning the loss of my dreams.