75 Funny Love Quotes To Make You Laugh And Bring A New Perspective About Romance

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Love is a complicated and often serious matter, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with it, right? That's where funny love quotes come in. These quotes are a lighthearted and amusing way to express the ups and downs of love and relationships.

Whether you've been in a relationship for years or are still looking for that special someone, funny love quotes can bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood. They can be used to add a touch of humor to a heartfelt card, or simply to make you chuckle on a tough day.

In this article, we have selected some of the best funny love quotes from various sources, Thursday (9/4/2026). These hilarious quotes will send you rolling on the floor laughing and help you to get a new perspective about love.

1. "Love is a misunderstanding between two fools." - Oscar Wilde

2. "Love is sharing your popcorn." - Charles Schultz

3. "Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs." - David Levithan

4. "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." - Oscar Wilde

5. "You can't blame gravity for falling in love." - Albert Einstein

6. "Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery." - Fulton J. Sheen

7. "A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech." - Ingrid Bergman

8. "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery

9. "To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful." - Bess Myerson

10. "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost

11. "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." - Arthur Dewar

12. "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Dorothy Parker

13. "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx

15. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin

16. "Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive." - Carol Grace

17. "Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop." - H. L. Mencken

18. "Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor

19. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." - Charles M. Schulz

20. "The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." - Colin Chapman

21. "In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs." - Francois Truffaut

22. "I love you like a fat kid love cake." - Curtis Jackson

23. "Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." - Cher

24. "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H. L. Mencken

25. "Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled." - Harlan Ellison

1. "The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post." - George Bernard Shaw

2. "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." - Milton Berle

3. "Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce

4. "An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie

5. "By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

6. "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." - Rodney Dangerfield

7. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” - Holly Wood

8. “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” - Hussein Nishah

9. “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.” - Jules Renard

10. “I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.” - Dinah Mite

11. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen

12. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” - George Burns

13. “I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.” - Gerry Attrick

14. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” - Cindy Garner

15. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” - Jean Illsley Clarke

16. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” - Oscar Wilde

17. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else." - Jean Kerr

18. "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all." - Helen Rowland

19. "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Oscar Wilde

20. "Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it." - Gene Perret

21. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." - Courteney Cox

22. "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." - Lana Turner

23. "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." - Oscar Wilde

24. "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein

25. "I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me." - Henny Youngman

1. "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

2. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not." - Albert Einstein

3. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz

4. "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." - Plato

5. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner

6. “A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” - Mignon McLaughlin

7. "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy." - Ralphie May

8. "Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing." - Helen Rowland

9. "The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

10. "Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you." - Megan Mullally

11. "Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one." - Fran Lebowitz

12. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." - Jerry Seinfeld

13. "I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always." - David Young

14. "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache." - Mae West

15. "My wife and I were happy for 20 years — then we met." - Unknown

16. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." - Richard Pryor

17. "The bravest thing that men do is love women." - Mort Sahl

18. "The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired." - Milton Berle

19. “When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” - Richard Lewis

20. “Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” - Lemony Snicket

21. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” - Carroll Bryant

22. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” - Pauline Thomason

23. “Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” - Bree Luckey

24. "True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen." - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

25. “Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.” - Jessica Martin