100 Jokes About Baseball That Surely Hit Home Run

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - People love to laugh, and sports give us many reasons to do so. Baseball is one of the most popular sports in the world, and it has a long history of fun and humor. Fans, players, and coaches all share jokes about baseball to enjoy the game even more. Humor has always been a big part of how people connect over the sport.

Baseball has many funny moments, both on and off the field. The sport is full of strange rules, funny plays, and surprising situations. A small mistake or an odd call from the referee can quickly turn into a great story. Because of this, jokes about baseball are easy to find and fun to share with friends and family.

In this article, we have gathered some of the funniest jokes about baseball that will surely hit a home run. You can share them with your friends and family while waiting for your favorite team's game.

1. What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire? One steals watches and one watches steals.

2. Why is it so hot at Phillies games? Because there's not a fan in the place.

3. What's the difference between a Royals fan and a baby? The baby stops whining after a while.

4. What do you call 40 millionaires sitting around watching the World Series? The New York Yankees!

5. What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists? One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

6. Why did the Braves hire a baker? They needed a new batter.

7. Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

8. Why is an umpire like an angry chicken? They both have foul mouths.

9. What do you get when you cross a tree with a Hall of Fame baseball player? Babe Root.

10. Why couldn't the fans get soda pop at the double header? Because the home team lost the opener.

11. What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father? One's a pop fly. The other's a fly pop.

12. What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet? A throw rug.

13. How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball? Only throw strikes.

14. Why did the baseball batter go crazy? The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

15. Why was second base so sad? Because it would never be first.

16. Did you know baseball is the first sport in the Bible? In Genesis, it says, "In the big inning."

17. What's a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back.

18. Where do they keep the largest diamond in NYC? Yankee Stadium.

19. Why did the baseball player put springs on his cleats? He was getting ready for spring training.

20. What do male cattle use to write? Bullpens.

21. Why did the Brookside Angels have a ghost on their team? To add a little team spirit.

22. Why did the pitcher bring string to the baseball game? He wanted to tie the score.

23. Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day? Sparky Anderson.

24. Which baseball player is a fruitarian? Darryl Strawberry.

25. If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate? The cake batter.

26. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch ya later!

27. Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball.

28. Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach!

29. What animal is best at baseball? The bat!

30. Why are frogs good baseball players? Because they're great at catching flies.

31. Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug baseball teams? It takes too long to put their cleats on.

32. Why do girls like baseball? Because diamonds are a girl's best friend.

33. Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball? He covers first baste.

34. What do you call a winged insect that hits home runs? A fly swatter.

35. Why is it smart to bring a baseball player when you go camping? So they can pitch the tent.

36. What position does Dracula play on the baseball team? Bat boy.

37. Why were there cattle on the ball field? They were looking for the bull pen.

38. What do baseball players eat on? Home plates.

39. Why are some umpires fat? They always clean their plate.

40. What do baseball players use to bake a cake? Oven mitts, bundt pans, and batter.

41. Where did the baseball player wash his socks? In the bleachers.

42. Why did the baseball player go to art class? He wanted to learn how to draw walks.

43. Why did the baseball player become a teacher? Because he had great class and perfect pitch.

44. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his pitcher.

45. Why did the baseball player bring a pencil to the game? To draw a line drive.

46. Why did the baseball player sit in the shade? He did not want to get caught in a hot streak.

47. Why did the baseball player bring a string to the game? So he could tie the score.

48. Why did the baseball team love donuts? Because they liked a good batter.

49. What is a baseball player's favorite thing about going to the park? The swings!

50. What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.

51. Knock, knock! Who's there? Bass. Bass who? Bass-ball is my favorite sport!

52. Knock, knock! Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Let's phillip the bases.

53. Knock, knock! Who's there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball.

54. Knock, knock! Who's there? Homer. Homer who? Homerun!

55. Knock, knock! Who's there? Catch. Catch who? Catch you later at the ballpark!

56. Knock, knock! Who's there? Cheer. Cheer who? Cheer up! It's baseball season!

57. Knock, knock! Who's there? Tess me. Tess me who? Tess me the baseball!

58. Knock, knock! Who's there? Catch. Catch who? Catch me if you can! I'm stealing second base.

59. Knock, knock! Who's there? Pitch. Pitch who? Pitch me the ball. I'm ready!

60. Knock, knock! Who's there? Batter. Batter who? Batter up, it's my turn!

61. Knock, knock! Who's there? Run. Run who? Run to home before you're out!

62. Knock, knock! Who's there? Hit. Hit who? Hit the ball nice and strong!

63. Knock, knock! Who's there? Glove. Glove who? Glove the game and enjoy it!

64. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ball. Ball who? Ball ready for a big hit!

65. Knock, knock! Who's there? Swing. Swing who? Swing and do your best!

66. Knock, knock! Who's there? Team. Team who? Team together, we can win!

67. Knock, knock! Who's there? Field. Field who? Field the ball quickly!

68. Knock, knock! Who's there? Coach. Coach who? Coach says keep trying!

69. Knock, knock! Who's there? Score. Score who? Score a run and smile!

70. Knock, knock! Who's there? Game. Game who? Game time, let's go!

71. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

72. Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch? Never mind. You just missed it.

73. Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Forget it. It's way over your head.

74. Bob led his team in steals until he got arrested for burglary.

75. I used to collect bats, but then they flew away.

76. Baseball is 90% mental, and the other half is physical.

77. Did you hear about the baseball field full of feral animals? It was a wild pitch.

78. When you start a game, they don't say "Work ball!" They say, "Play ball!"

79. I gave my friend some baseball cards, but he told me he couldn't read. I said that's OK, he could still look at the pitchers.

80. Coach came to the mound to take me out of a game I was pitching. I told him I wasn't tired. He said, "Yeah, but the outfielders are."

81. The pitcher really had good control today. Didn't miss a bat for three innings!

82. There once was a pitcher so bad, the crowd started singing Take Him Out of The Ball Game!

83. Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?

84. A group of kids was playing in a farm field and hit a chicken with a baseball. They yelled, "Fowl ball!"

85. Did you hear the joke about the baseball? It will leave you in stitches!

86. Did you hear the joke about your pitching style? Never mind. It's foul.

87. How many baseball players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're too busy arguing the last call.

88. Why did the baseball player shut down his website? He wasn't getting any hits.

89. Why are singers good at baseball? Because they have perfect pitch.

90. What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common? They are both sluggers.

91. You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out? Unlock the door, of course!

92. Why don't baseball players join unions? Because they don't like to be called out on strikes.

93. Which baseball player makes flapjacks? The batter.

94. What position does the Kool-Aid man play? Relief pitcher.

95. Why did the bat fly into the wall? He was as blind as an umpire!

96. Where do coal miners play baseball? In the miner leagues.

97. What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster? A double header.

98. Why don't matches play baseball? One strike and they're out!

99. How do baseball players keep in touch? They touch base every once in a while.

100. What's a home run hitter's favorite type of music? Swing.