45 Funny South Park Quotes with Iconic Humor for a Good Laugh

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - South Park is a cartoon show that has been on TV for more than 25 years. It makes people laugh by talking about real life in a funny and honest way. Millions of people around the world love it. That is why funny South Park quotes are still popular today.

One thing that makes South Park special is its characters. Each character has a unique voice and says things that stay in your mind for a long time. These funny South Park quotes can still make people laugh, even years after they first heard them. They are hard to forget.

In this article, we have collected some of the best funny South Park quotes from the show. These quotes show you why South Park has stayed popular for so long. Read on and enjoy the humor for yourself right now.

1. "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" — Eric Cartman

2. "Respect my authoritah!" — Eric Cartman

3. "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" — Stan Marsh

4. "You're a towel!" — Towelie

5. "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." — Eric Cartman

6. "You killed Kenny, you b*st*rd!" — Stan Marsh

7. "I've learned something today..." — Kyle Broflovski

8. "I'm so happy I could s*** rainbows!" — Butters Stotch

9. "Screw you hippies!" — Eric Cartman

10. "They're always saying he's a little slow... but maybe he's just taking his time to think!" — Butters Stotch

11. "I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive." — Eric Cartman

12. "I hate you guys." — Butters Stotch

13. "You're not really my friend, you're just a guy who hangs out with me all the time." — Stan Marsh

14. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" — Randy Marsh

15. “Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.” - Mr. Garrison

16. “Well I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!” - Mr. Garrison

17. "They took our jobs!" — South Park Residents

18. "I'm super cereal." — Al Gore

19. "Yeah, well, sometimes God takes those closest to us because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God." — Stan Marsh

20. "Hey! There's no such thing as bad publicity." — Eric Cartman

21. "You're getting old, Stan. You're getting old." — Randy Marsh

22. "Tolerance is giving every other human being every right that you claim for yourself." — Stan Marsh

23. "There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college." — Chef

24. "I do not like broccoli, and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." — George H.W. Bush

25. "I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." — Eric Cartman

26. "Sometimes you have to be a little naughty to get things done." — Eric Cartman

27. "It's like the time I learned how to make a girl have it... well, let's just say it was pretty cool." — Butters Stotch

28. "Children, there's a big world out there and you need to keep your eyes open. The truth is out there, children." — Chef

29. "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" — Eric Cartman

30. "Whatever, I do what I want!" — Eric Cartman

31. "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation." — Chef

32. "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." — Eric Cartman

33. "I'm sorry, I can't do that."

34. "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump." — Eric Cartman

35. "Well, I guess you can call me a computer geek... if you're going to make me pick a label." — Stan Marsh

36. "I am the Lorde, ya ya ya!" — Randy Marsh

37. "Hippies, they're everywhere. They wanna save Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." — Eric Cartman

38. "You know, I learned something today. Women are smart and funny, get over it."

39. "I've got a golden ticket." — Eric Cartman

40. "I am super, thanks for asking!" — Big Gay Al

41. "Gingers have no souls!" — Eric Cartman

42. "You took the time to make a homemade gift that shows me you care. That's pretty gay." — Eric Cartman

43. "I'm not a boy, I'm a little girl." — Butters Stotch

44. "It's like a cow's opinion, it just doesn't matter." — Eric Cartman

45. "Don't worry, dude, I got this. I have Aspergers." — Butters Stotch