70 Funny Dad Jokes for Kids That Will Tickle Your Funny Bones

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Do you want to make your children smile and laugh? Looking for funny dad jokes for kids is a great way to create happy moments with your little ones. These simple jokes can turn any boring day into a fun time.

Dad jokes are special kinds of jokes that usually play with words in a simple way. They are not complex or hard to understand. Even though some people say these jokes are silly, they often make both adults and children laugh because they are so simple and clear.

In this article, we will share some of the best funny dad jokes for kids that you can tell anytime. We have collected these jokes from various sources. These jokes will help you become the funniest parent in your house.

1. Why did the car take a nap? It was tired.

2. What did the pirate say on his birthday? "Aye, matey!"

3. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

4. When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent.

5. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

6. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.

7. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

8. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

10. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.

11. How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

12. Where do roses sleep at night? In their flowerbed.

13. What's a princess's favorite time? Knight time.

14. Why can't Monday lift Saturday? It's a weak day.

15. Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? He forgot his lawsuit.

16. What time of year do people get injured the most? In the fall.

17. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

18. Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

19. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

20. What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips.

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.

2. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

3. What do you call cheese that's not your cheese? Nacho cheese.

4. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? "Dill with it."

5. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.

6. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

7. Why was there peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

8. What kind of room doesn't have doors? A mushroom.

9. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.

10. What do you call a hot dog on wheels? Fast food!

11. Did you hear about the famous pickle? He was a big dill!

12. What do you call an attractive fruit? A fine-apple.

13. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

14. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

15. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

1. Which animal makes the best pet? A cat, because it is purr-fect.

2. What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra.

3. What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.

4. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.

5. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

6. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

7. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

8. Where do birds like to drink and hang out? At a crowbar.

9. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

10. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.

11. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

12. What do you call a famous fish? A starfish.

13. Why does a giraffe have such a long neck? Because its feet stink!

14. What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake.

15. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.

1. What should you wear to a tea party? A t-shirt.

2. What does a baby computer call its father? Data!

3. Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation!

4. Why can't you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical!

5. Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn't see that well!

6. Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels!

7. What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You're under a vest!

8. Why did the coffee go to the police? To report a mugging!

9. What's a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.

10. What's the easiest building to lift? A lighthouse.

11. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

12. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

13. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

14. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

15. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.

16. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.

17. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

18. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

19. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

20. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.