100 Father's Day Jokes to Make Him Proud

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Father's Day is almost here, and it is the perfect time to show your dad how much you love him. One of the best ways to do that is with Father's Day jokes. Yes, the kind that makes you groan and roll your eyes. Dads love those.

Dad humor is a special thing. When we are young, we find dad jokes a little embarrassing. But as we get older, we start to enjoy them more. There is something warm about a joke so bad that it makes everyone laugh anyway. And if you can make your dad laugh on his special day, even better. If your joke is bad enough, he might even feel proud that you are following in his footsteps.

So if you want to celebrate Father's Day in a fun way, Father's Day jokes are a great place to start. Here are some of the best ones to try this year. Let's check them out.

1. What do dads like most about Father's Day? The POPsicles.

2. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

3. What did the grape say to his dad on Father's Day? Thanks for raisin me right!

4. Why did the bald dad use his credit card at the wig shop? Toupee.

5. Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.

6. What did the baby computer say to its dad on Father's Day? Happy Father's Day, Data!

7. What did the rainbow say to his son after the thunderstorm? I'm proud of hue.

8. How did the pig wake up his dad on Father's Day? Hogs and kisses.

9. Why wasn't one Father's Day gift better than the other? It was a tie!

10. What do you call a father lion's family? His pride and joy.

11. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

12. What do hermit crabs do on Father's Day? Shellabrate their dads!

13. What TV news show features interviews with parents? Meet the Stressed.

14. Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day? Golf clubs.

15. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father's Day? Cheerios.

16. How did the fawn call his father? Daddy deerest.

17. What do you call a misleading commercial about Father's Day? False dad-vertising.

18. What kind of test is just for dads? A pop quiz!

19. What do you get a groundbreaking Father's Day gift to give your dad? A shovel.

20. Why do fathers love puns so much? Because they're punstoppable.

21. How did Pinocchio refer to Geppetto? As his pop-peteer.

22. I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.

23. What do insects watch on Father's Day? Gnats car racing.

24. What do you call a company that promotes Father's Day? A dad-vertising agency.

25. Why are dads great at barbecues? They know how to meat expectations.

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

2. What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!

3. What did the daddy water pistol say to the baby water pistol? Hey, squirt!

4. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

5. What do you call a French father who eats too much? The I'm Full Tower.

6. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.

7. What makes an egg laugh? Dad yolks.

8. What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.

9. What do you call a bunny who's going to take over his dad's business? The hare apparent.

10. What did the buffalo say when its kid left for school? Bison!

11. What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.

12. What do you call a police vehicle that transports fathers? A daddy wagon.

13. What do you call a father who performs chores? A do-dad.

14. How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!

15. What did the cell phone do when his daughter misbehaved? He grounded her.

16. What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.

17. Where do dads like to go for breakfast? IPOP.

18. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

19. What did the baby otter say to its dad? You are a dad like no otter.

20. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

21. What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

22. Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.

23. What do frogs wear on their feet in summer? Open toad sandals.

24. Where do cows go on Father's Day? The moo-vies.

25. What did the book do when it joined the police? It went undercover.

1. Why do dad feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.

2. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

3. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

6. I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.

7. RIP boiling water, you will be mist.

8. What's the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke? Just the first letter.

9. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

10. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

11. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.

12. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

13. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

14. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

15. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

16. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

17. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

18. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

19. I got a new pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too.

20. What did the vet say to the cat? How are you feline?

21. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

22. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

23. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

24. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

25. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.

1. My dad used to steal soap, but eventually he came clean.

2. My kid gave me a World's Best Dad mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.

3. My dad bought a pair of camouflage pants. Now I can't find him.

4. My grandfather got fired from the keyboard factory. He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

5. I smile because I'm your dad, but I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!

6. My father doesn't like trees. He thinks they're shady.

7. My dad is really bad at golf. I told him to join the club.

8. Note to all dads of teens: keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!

9. My dad's computer caught a cold. He must have left a window open.

10. Why do dads always win at hide and seek? Because they never leave the dad jokes behind.

11. I told my son I was going to buy him a book on procrastination, but I keep putting it off.

12. My father ate a frog. Now I'm worried he's going to croak.

13. What do you call a dad who fixes everything? A repair-ent.

14. If being a parent were a job, I'd be the CEO of chaos management.

15. My dad talked to a dolphin once. They really seemed to click.

16. Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself, even in the bathroom.

17. My dad adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as he got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

18. For Father's Day, my dad asked for a gift with no strings attached. So I bought him a broken guitar.

19. I told my kids they can be anything they want when they grow up, as long as it's not taller than me.

20. Why did the dad get kicked out of the bakery? He kept telling crumby jokes.

21. My father used to be afraid of hurdles. But he got over it.

22. I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words, but underwater is one of my favorites.

23. What do you call someone who isn't a dad but tells dad jokes? A faux pa.

24. Someone said I have a dad bod. I said thanks, it's a father figure.

25. Why pay a therapist when you have a dad?