101 Star Wars Dad Jokes That Will Even Make Yoda Laugh

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Star Wars has given the world lightsabers, Darth Vader, and the Force. But it has also given us something unexpected: Star Wars dad jokes. And honestly, they fit the franchise better than you might think.

Yoda speaks in a strange way. Han Solo always has something bold to say. Even the Death Star has a name that is hard to ignore. These are exactly the kinds of details that make Star Wars dad jokes easy to write and hard to forget.

In this article, we have gathered some of the funniest Star Wars dad jokes out there that will even make Yoda laugh out loud. If you are a big fan of this series, keep reading and enjoy these super hilarious jokes!

1. What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars? Pal-poutine.

2. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.

3. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? "I find your lack of steak disturbing."

4. What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa… AGGGHHHH! Thump"? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

5. An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a whisky and soda." The bartender says, "Sure thing, but why the little pause?" "Dunno," says the Ewok. "I've had them all my life."

6. What did Darth Vader say when the record store ran out of George Michael albums? "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing."

7. Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader? Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.

8. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, "Hey, have you seen my brother?" "I dunno," says the barman, "What does he look like?"

9. My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, "Please don't go, honey. You're the Obi-Wan for me."

10. Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him? He didn't want to force it.

11. A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, "Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!" The Hutt says, "You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?"

12. What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party? "Order 66!"

13. Why did everyone leave the party after Emperor Palpatine ordered pizza? He ordered 66.

14. What did Jabba call his pizza restaurant? Pizza Hut.

15. Why was Kylo Ren so angry when the table next to him received their food? Because he was the First Order.

16. Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital? I heard he killed the solo.

17. Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

18. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine? He didn't want anyone to say he was in Sidious.

19. Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, "I miss people." I'm not too sympathetic. They always miss people.

20. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal.

21. How is Duct Tape like the Force? It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.

22. What's a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back.

23. Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven, eight.

24. Han: Are we on the right path? Yoda: Off course, we are.

25. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HD I am."

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27. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

28. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang Solow.

29. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.

30. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A Millennium Falcon!

31. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.

32. What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.

33. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.

34. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

35. What do Jedi say before eating dessert? May the forks be with you.

36. Why did Anakin change his name to Skywalker? He couldn't stand the old one Ani longer.

37. What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Darth Tater.

38. What would you call Padmé if she was a dog? Petme Imadoggie.

39. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.

40. What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.

41. Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

42. What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

43. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.

44. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked.

45. What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.

46. What's Jar Jar Binks' favorite meal? Miso soup.

47. What do you call a Gungan taxi driver? Car Car Binks.

48. Why was Yoda so bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.

49. What do you call a Jedi's favorite toy? A yo-Yoda.

50. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.

51. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.

52. What is R2D2's favorite music? Beep bop.

53. Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.

54. What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

55. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast. Guess it's a millennial falcon.

56. Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand? The second hand store.

57. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.

58. Did you know R2D2 loves to curse? They have to bleep out all his words.

59. So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should have seen the Luke on her face.

60. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.

61. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.

62. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

63. What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? The.

64. What do you call a Sith procrastinator? Darth Later.

65. Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Maul.

66. What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery? A Sar-chasm.

67. What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet.

68. What was Lando's nickname before he became a skilled pilot? Crashdo.

69. What do you call Kenobi triplets? Obi-Three.

70. What sound do Yoda's sheep make? Day go baaa.

71. What do you call a rock star Jedi? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

72. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.

73. Why can't a Jedi send photos or documents by email? Attachments are forbidden!

74. What do you call a Sith who won't fight? A Sithy.

75. Which Star Wars character lives in Florida? Orlando Calrissian.

76. What's Darth Vader's favorite measurement system? The Imperial System.

77. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob.

78. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.

79. Why should you never tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon? The ship might crack up.

80. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.

81. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats? I heard they are a little Chewy.

82. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he is always making new friends.

83. What's the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly? One is a Mandalorian, and the other is a manned DeLorean.

84. What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods? Leia Organic.

85. Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens? It is now Hans free.

86. What do you call Darth Vader when he is not Darth Vader? Uh-nonymous.

87. What was General Grievous' favorite band? Weezer.

88. What did Leia's adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child? Uh oh, it is the rise of Skywalker.

89. Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball? He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.

90. How did they get between floors on the Death Star? In the ele-Vader.

91. What is Han Solo's favorite rapper? Tupacca.

92. What's a rebel's favorite TV talent show? X-Wing Factor.

93. Who did Princess Leia's hair? Darth Braider.

94. Why did everyone leave the party after Emperor Palpatine ordered pizza? He ordered 66.

95. What do you call Kenobi twins? Obi-Two.

96. Why did Chewbacca refuse to play cards with Han? Because Han kept chew-ing the deck.

97. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade.

98. What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last.

99. Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet? They are both full of star destroyers.

100. Why did Darth Vader start a band? Because he loved heavy breathing.

101. Why do doctors make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patience.