100 Fruit Jokes That Are Fresh and Berry Funny

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - There are so many places to find funny material for a good joke. You can look at everyday life, animals, jobs, or even the food you eat. Among all these sources, food is one of the most popular, and fruit jokes are a perfect example of why.

The world has hundreds of different fruits, and each one can inspire a funny joke in its own way. A banana, a grape, a watermelon, or a lemon can all become the subject of a clever fruit joke. With so many fruits to choose from, there is always something new to laugh about.

In this article, we have collected some of the funniest fruit jokes you can find online. From classic puns to clever one-liners, there is something fresh here for every sense of humor. Read on and find your new favorite joke.

1. What do you call it when your friends encourage you to eat more fruit? Pear pressure.

2. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3. What do you call a bunch of strawberries playing instruments together? A jam session!

4. What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!

5. What do you call a snake made out of pineapple? Ananas-conda!

6. What do fruit pirates search for? Berried treasure!

7. What do you call a piece of art made by a fruit? A masterpeach!

8. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Blood orange!

9. What do you call bad fruits and vegetables? Gross-eries.

10. When someone steals a fruit drink, what do you call them? A smoothie criminal.

11. Which school subject yields the most fruit? History, because it is full of dates.

12. What's a calendar's favorite fruit? Dates.

13. What do you call the time in between eating a load of peaches? A pit stop!

14. What car do fruits use to get around? A lemon.

15. What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't-elope.

16. What do you call a dancing lemon? Lemon merengue!

17. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

18. What did the fruit say to his valentine? "I love you from my head tomato!"

19. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-Aid!

20. Orange is a great fruit. It's citrically acclaimed!

21. Knock knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

22. Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

23. Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. Do you love me too?

24. Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who? Bean a while since I've seen you!

25. What fruit likes to go down slides? Ki-wheeee!

26. What did the daddy tomato say when his child was falling behind on their walk? Ketchup!

27. What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!

28. Where do baby apes go to sleep? In an apricot!

29. What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers.

30. What kind of fruit will fix your sink? A plum-ber.

31. Why did the worm leave the apple? Because Noah said to travel in pairs!

32. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaa.

33. What do you call a haunted plantain? A boo-nana!

34. What is a sheep's favorite healthy snack? Ewe better believe it is a baaa-nana!

35. How do you greet a banana? You say "yellow"!

36. Why was the baby strawberry sad? Because its parents were in a jam.

37. How do you fix a broken berry? With a strawberry patch!

38. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.

39. Which fruit always feels sad? A blue-berry!

40. What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day? "I love you berry much."

41. What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries!

42. What did one strawberry say to the other? "If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

43. How do fruits drink juice? Through a straw-berry.

44. What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank? A strobery.

45. Did you hear about the crash involving a truck carrying strawberries? It caused a real traffic jam!

46. What does a strawberry sleep in? Py-jam-as.

47. Why did the strawberry win the race? Because it was berry fast.

48. Who is the greatest rock and roll strawberry? Chuck Berry.

49. What did the mum say when she drank her son's strawberry shake? "That was berry nice."

50. Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? So they can jump out and stomp on people.

51. Why are bananas such popular fruits? Because they have a peel.

52. What does a banana do when he sees a monkey? He splits!

53. Why do bananas never need to worry about a bully? Because they always hang out in a bunch!

54. What is a banana's favorite gymnastics move? The splits!

55. Why do monkeys never fall down the stairs? They hold on to the banana-ster!

56. What do you call a banana that eats other bananas? A canabananabal!

57. When does a banana go to the doctor? When he is a little green and not peeling well!

58. Why do bananas always need a good hairdresser? They are prone to getting split ends!

59. What is a banana's favorite dance move? The ba-nae-nae!

60. How long does it take to slip on a banana peel? A bananosecond!

61. What is a banana's favorite song? Hollaback Girl! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

62. Why was the banana so sad? Someone called him a plain-tain!

63. What do you call a dancing banana? A banana shake!

64. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that I didn't say banana again?

65. What is a plantain's favorite water activity? Cruising on a banana boat!

66. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.

67. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

68. Why is it so difficult to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate.

69. When is an apple grouchy? When it's a crab apple.

70. What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

71. What is Darth Vader's favorite fruit? Empire apples.

72. What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? Pineapple.

73. Who led all the apples to the bakery? The Pie Piper.

74. What lives in an apple and loves to read? A bookworm.

75. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

76. What do you call an end to all fruits? An apple-colypse.

77. Why did the apple join the circus? He loved all the apple-ause.

78. What do you call a person who saw an apple store getting robbed? An iWitness.

79. What kind of apples do they eat in the desert? Camel apples.

80. What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.

81. Why was the lemon depressed? It had lost all of its zest.

82. What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss!

83. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It was feeling sour.

84. What did the lemon say to the lime? "Sour you doing?!"

85. Lemons and limes fight all the time. They are bitter rivals.

86. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

87. Why did the lemon cross the road? It wanted to play squash.

88. Did you hear about the lemon who robbed a bank with another fruit? It was his partner in lime!

89. How do lemons clean their house quickly? They hire a minute maid!

90. Who is the zest music star? John Lemon.

91. What do you call a pineapple that makes you laugh? A pun-apple.

92. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.

93. What do you get when you mix a pineapple and a pen? A pen-apple.

94. Why was the pineapple embarrassed? It saw the banana split.

95. What do pineapples do when they meet? They say "Pine to meet you!"

96. Why did the pineapple go to the doctor? Because it lost its zest.

97. What do you call a pineapple who tells jokes? A stand-up fruit.

98. Why was the pineapple so stylish? It wore a crown.

99. Why was the pineapple the best dancer? Because it had tropical rhythm.

100. Why did the pineapple become a comedian? Because it loved to crack people up.